Sam Hellerman, eat your heart out. Band names twittered from bored bartending @ Mojo a couple of weeks ago. Edited out some of the ones that were more stupid, sort of:squishbisquit8:50 PM Mar 16th from mobile webinduit intuit8:48 PM Mar 16th from mobile webalternate endings8:47 PM Mar 16th from mobile webgoogle nightmares8:16 PM Mar 16th from mobile webtrypto fans7:58 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe nifty spiffies7:56 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe pussed tents7:55 PM Mar 16th from mobile webgorganzilla7:54 PM Mar 16th from mobile webhopped up on hopscotch7:53 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe fashion vistas7:53 PM Mar 16th from mobile webjerks with guitars7:45 PM Mar 16th from mobile webwill u dj my party?7:45 PM Mar 16th from mobile webhorsepain7:45 PM Mar 16th from mobile webgo fingers7:38 PM Mar 16th from mobile webyesterday snooze7:37 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe impolitics7:37 PM Mar 16th from mobile weboh greatness!7:32 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe smacked asses7:23 PM Mar 16th from mobile webdelish7:23 PM Mar 16th from mobile webdudfuckers7:21 PM Mar 16th from mobile webdon't spaghetty7:21 PM Mar 16th from mobile webmr. wilson the menace7:21 PM Mar 16th from mobile webbasic math7:20 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe five strung basses7:18 PM Mar 16th from mobile webhag magnetic7:18 PM Mar 16th from mobile webpoorly magnificent6:53 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe suburban outfitters6:52 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe cheesesteaks!6:52 PM Mar 16th from mobile webminimum carnage6:26 PM Mar 16th from mobile webmocktagon6:26 PM Mar 16th from mobile webfreddy celcius6:05 PM Mar 16th from mobile webm-theory millionaires6:02 PM Mar 16th from mobile webgoofball hiccup5:46 PM Mar 16th from mobile webthe my my hows5:46 PM Mar 16th from mobile webkelpfisher5:45 PM Mar 16th from mobile webyentil's last stand5:45 PM Mar 16th from mobile webdespicable pickle5:31 PM Mar 16th from mobile webtoxic spock5:30 PM Mar 16th from mobile web'no more book titles as band names' the band5:20 PM Mar 16th from mobile webeveryone was very nice today i shouldn't be such a hater (maybe?)3:07 PM Mar 15th from mobile webAll band names TRADEMARK Shows Over get the Eff Out DFWU