Kudos to TIME writer Bryan Walsh, whose obnoxious take on the World Series matchup did prove prescient, as he wrote

"If history is any indicator, neither team will win: the Rays and the Phillies will be swept from the field in a freak hurricane..."

and "blah blah blah blah blah" (as John McCain would say about concerns towards nuclear safety)

ps, Dr. McCain: while using nuclear power may in fact be relatively safe (I agree with this generally, especially as I drive into Wilmington daily with the Salem plant looming in the distance) the unsolved concern continues to be nuclear waste fuel storage, but blah blah blah anyway, right?